So, like, this "trilogy" (there's five books) I just discovered is like the awesomest ever. It's, like, the awesomest ever even without the "like." So, you people...go buy these books. Don't steal them. You can steal a song on Listentoyoutube.com, but if you even think of stealing one of these books, digital or not, I will...un-follow you. If you can even do that.
Hey! It makes a whole picture! I never noticed that before...okay, so I did. And maybe that picture does look a Hell of a lot like the one hanging in my parent's bedroom, and yes, if any of you were to buy one of these books, I suppose it may make my family eight pounds or so richer...but hey, gas is expensive! (And yes, there are two more books, entitled Lords of the Ocean and All the Brave Fellows, which happens to be dedicated to me...just sayin'...and I'm currently 3/4 of the way through with The Maddest Idea.)